why he lick me
THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.
IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”
Ylvis, educating people about the female reproductive system.
these guys will be the death of me.[x]
Make sure you know how to say things right in Finnish to avoid an awkward situation. Here’s an example what a few wrong letters might do:
Rakkaus = Love
Rokkaus = Rocking
Raskaus = Pregnancy
Roskaus = Trashing
Raiskaus = Rape
Rikkaus = Wealth
Roiskaus = A large splash/spill
tapaan sinut - i (will) meet you
tapan sinut - i (will) kill you
kuusi - six
kusi - piss
viimeaikaisia töitä, ylhäältä alas: viilutettu pöydänkansi, sohvapöytä (koivu+katalyyttilakka), kesken oleva seinähylly (mdf, tarkoitus viiluttaa, sivut maalattu. työstetty vannesaha+hiomakone+viilusaha)
what I’ve been working on, lately
Rebloging from my “work” blog. I feel pretty good about these.
|—||Jon Krakauer (via observando)|
Someone actually fucking did the math for this
assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.
I didn’t think this could get better, but it did.
8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like
YES IT DID GET BETTER
|—||Siddhārtha Gautama (via lifeof-ty)|
Philophobia is the fear of emotional attachment that often leads to expectations that end in disappointment.
ball python morphs by constrictors unlimited