what

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

considering how shit I’ve been feeling lately, these past two days haven’t been that bad

oliveswind:

Ylvis, educating people about the female reproductive system.  these guys will be the death of me. [x]

Be careful when pronouncing Finnish

tavastia-palamaan:

bottaslicious:

Make sure you know how to say things right in Finnish to avoid an awkward situation. Here’s an example what a few wrong letters might do:

Rakkaus = Love

Rokkaus = Rocking

Raskaus = Pregnancy

Roskaus = Trashing

Raiskaus = Rape

Rikkaus = Wealth

Roiskaus = A large splash/spill

don’t forget

tapaan sinut - i (will) meet you

tapan sinut - i (will) kill you

also

kuusi - six

kusi - piss

It’s allergy season

yay

wration:

viimeaikaisia töitä, ylhäältä alas: viilutettu pöydänkansi, sohvapöytä (koivu+katalyyttilakka), kesken oleva seinähylly (mdf, tarkoitus viiluttaa, sivut maalattu. työstetty vannesaha+hiomakone+viilusaha)

what I’ve been working on, lately

Rebloging  from my “work” blog. I feel pretty good about these.

Make a radical change in your lifestyle and begin to boldly do things which you may previously never have thought of doing, or been too hesitant to attempt. So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the initiative to change their situation because they are conditioned to a life of security, conformity, and conservation, all of which may appear to give one peace of mind, but in reality nothing is more damaging to the adventurous spirit within a man than a secure future. The very basic core of a man’s living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun. If you want to get more out of life, you must lose your inclination for monotonous security and adopt a helter-skelter style of life that will at first appear to you to be crazy. But once you become accustomed to such a life you will see its full meaning and its incredible beauty.
Jon Krakauer (via observando)

purplepandapudgemiz:

chibisokka:

reshiham:

canuckistanicefront:

reshiham:

Someone actually fucking did the math for this

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

I didn’t think this could get better, but it did.

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

YES IT DID GET BETTER

Do not look for a sanctuary in anyone except yourself.
Siddhārtha Gautama (via lifeof-ty)
psych-facts:

Philophobia is the fear of emotional attachment that often leads to expectations that end in disappointment.

psych-facts:

Philophobia is the fear of emotional attachment that often leads to expectations that end in disappointment.

ball python morphs by constrictors unlimited